Notes from parents

[imported_elp6n]

These are real notes written by parents.... Spellings have been left intact.
<ul>[*]My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.[*]Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.[*]Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29,[*]30, 31, 32 and also 33.[*]Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.[*]Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.[*]John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.[*]Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.[*]Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.[*]Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.[*]Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.[*]Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.[*]Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.[*]Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.[*]Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.[*]I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.[*]Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.[*]Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.[*]My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.[*]Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.[*]Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.[*]Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.[*]Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.[*]Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.[/list]
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

Friend of mine from Ky likes cars. Took 2 days of vac and went to the rod run at Gatlinburg/PF last weekend. Found a 69 Chevy he wanted, the guy said, "It's 18,500, cash." My friend said, "I'm from Kentucky- we do things better than they do down here in Tenn- I'll give ya 22,500 and not a penny less!" and is now the proud owner of a renovation project.

[imported_trumpet1988]

LOL

[imported_Ruby]

Pretty funny stuff.lol